All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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