at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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