He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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