Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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