Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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