its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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