What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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