just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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