I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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