dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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