if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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