I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you win again, gameday.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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