i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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