In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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