hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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