Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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