He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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