He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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