You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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