It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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