Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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