i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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