did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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