xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
do herpes really smell.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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