he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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