i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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