But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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