that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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