I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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