Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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