I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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