I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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