yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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