I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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