weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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