he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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