I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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