at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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