Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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