Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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