Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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