Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
