We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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