I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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