went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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