Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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