On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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