No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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