I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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