who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
with your own penis?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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