kristin has been a bad kristin
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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