But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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