3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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