He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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